SO I THINK I'M SAT NEXT TO A WEREWOLF

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL HER!!!
BECOME HER BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!

I saw this thread and immediately assumed it was going to be a post by one of those MooHard kids rambling on about how wonderful it would be to be friends with them. I'm going to assume you've already got a series of replies here already from the MooHards; Luckily, I just added them all to my ignore list after they sent a series of abusive PM's to me following my review.

So, ignoring the obvious answer of: "You're not sat next to a werewolf, they're not real." here's a list of helpful ways to "defeat" werewolves.

If were were in Ancient Greece or Rome, then there was a very simply way to solve your werewolf problem; Outrun them. To elaborate, it was commonly believed that following their acts of degradation the lycanthrope was thoroughly so worn out, that they would turn back into their human form; Therefore in order to cure the wolf, you would wear them out sufficiently that they were just incapable of turning.

In the Middle Ages, they had developed past the ridiculous notion that hard work would keep the wolf at bay. Instead, they embraced Science! and Religion! as a method of fixing their magical maladies. Your preferred options therefore are Wolfsbane (though good luck getting hold of it if you're not European), exorcising the dog out of them or just going to town with your surgical skill and cutting someone up until they can't turn anymore; usually that point is when they're dead.

Don't want to resort to potential murder? Do you have a newpaper? If you were Sicilian, you could bash them on the forehead, surprising them and making them turn back, or if you don't want to complete avoid bloodshed, you can push nails into the palms of their hands.

Finally, for the civil civilian two final options: Saying a werewolf's birth name three times will allow it to come to it's senses and return back to mortal form. If all else fails, and you're stuck in a corner staring death in the face, and feeling the slobbery jaws of defeat crushing down on you, simply tell the wolfman off. The Dane's believed that scolding a werewolf would have it back down and turn back to normal.

Oh no what if they got eaten? Or had their blood drained? Damn you, vampwolf

I listened, kinda
How do Vampwolves even work? Are they even real? How sure are you that Werewolves are actually a real thing, much as I want them to be.

Before anyone else sends me HATE MAIL!!! The only thing I sent SherlockMoriarty was a much more detailed breakdown of the story based on my reading of the books because he NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND, and the only offensive thing it contained was spoilers for book three, because if you are doing a breakdown of the entire series you need to at least reference Book 3, scene 12. Am I right fans?

Invest in something really strong smelling and 'accidentally' drop it near them. If they're a werewolf strong smells'll screw them right up!

Or fire, I think fire works. Really unsubtle though.